ROBBIE

Also, I went to the big Moscow Robbie Williams gig on Sunday evening. The perfect way to round off a holiday weekend.

Well, I was treated to the sight of Robbie a) speaking quite a lot of Russian, b) Cossack dancing, c) parading around with a big Russian flag, and d), saying "Fu*ing hell, I'm in Russia" about ten times. Plus he had his dad with him.

I went with Julia, and being American she had almost no idea who Robbie was. "He looks like a boxer. Is he gay? Surely he's not a singer? How old is he? Did he really use to be in a boy band?" But hey, she liked it.